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Fact: Chocolate includes the alkaloid theobromine, which in excessive doses will be poisonous to people, and in even small quantities can kill canines, parrots, horses, and cats.
This implies that regardless of its identify, the Kit-Kat sweet bar isn't a advised snack in your kitty-cat. i ponder what percentage cats have died due to this confusion.

Fact: the main germ-laden position in your rest room isn't the seat or perhaps the bowl--it's the handle.
The answer: Don't flush. enable the subsequent man fear approximately it.

There are "just the facts"--and then there are only the proof that might frighten the bejeezus out of you. and due to this little gem a WC ebook, you'll by no means examine the area a similar method back, with out, er, dry heaving a bit bit.

From the sneaky fish that could swim up our genitals to the E. coli micro organism lurking within the very water we drink, anxious phenomena are all over the place we flip. academic, enjoyable, and undeniably frightening, this ebook isn't certain to assist you, um, visit the rest room, yet it's guaranteed to make a while there more...informed.

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But Since most of the idiots who get bitten by their fifteen-foot snakes the authorities arrived too also have alcohol around, this inlate. The snake had alformation could save lives, both ready constricted around human and reptilian. its owner’s chest and squeezed him breathless. One wonders whether the snake owner used his free arm to flip the bird to his squeamish wife before he died. NATURAL SELECTION: ANIMAL MISADVENTURES 33 DARWIN AWARD: WHAT’S NEW, PUSSYCAT? Confirmed by Darwin MAY 1999, SPAIN Two German tourists were enjoying their last day of vacation at Safari Park, a wild game park in Alicante.

How could evolution go so badly awry? The answer is that lemmings do not commit mass suicide when their population grows too large. They migrate, and during the mass migration, a few animals are pushed from a cliff, or mistake open ocean for a stream. The legend of the suicidal lemming proliferated after the 1958 Disney nature documentary White Wilderness showed staged shots of lemmings jumping from a cliff. Learn more about lemmings! html 20 THE DARWIN AWARDS We animals are all subject to the same process of evolution.

Pink Floyd, “Sheep” NATURAL SELECTION: ANIMAL MISADVENTURES 39 DARWIN AWARD: HUMAN HITCHING POST Unconfirmed by Darwin 8 MARCH 2000, NEVADA A woman we’ll call Stephanie, twenty-nine, was working with her young and spirited Arabian horse, which she had won in a lottery the previous year. The animal was only partially trained, and still a bit spooky. Every time Stephanie tried to don its bridle, the horse threw back its head and frustrated her efforts. Then Stephanie had her brilliant idea. She tied a rope around the Arabian’s head, and fastened the other end around her waist to keep the horse from throwing its head back.

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