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By John DeChancie

Partying to loss of life ? A parlous celebration on the fortress Perilous involves a lifeless halt while the physique of viscount Oren is came upon and foul play is suspected. yet who's the killer? And the place is the homicide weapon? The rambunctious revelers at citadel P. take part a treacherous treasure hunt for get together favors of a decidedly lethal nature.the homicide weapon needs to be hidden in the back of one of many 144,000 doorways, or will or not it's buried behind the following sufferer?

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150 What did the pink rabbit say to the blue rabbit? ” 151 What do you get when you cross a pig and a tree? A porky pine. 152 Why do white sheep eat more grass than black sheep? Because there are more of them. 153 Why shouldn’t you tell a pig a secret? Because he’s a squealer. 154 What do frogs want to listen to at bedtime? Croak-and-dagger stories. 155 What is cowhide most used for? Holding cows together. 156 What kind of snake is good at math? An adder. 157 What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

It had something to do with an apple. Phil: Oh, I know. Granny Smith! ” asked the preacher. ” “No,” they answered. ” Finally, after a long silence, a little fellow spoke up. ” 244 A Sunday school class was ready for its question-and-answer session. ” asked the teacher. ’” 246 The young couples’ Sunday school class was studying the story of Abraham and Sarah, who in their nineties were blessed with a child. ” 247 A father was teaching his son to admire the beauties of nature. ” The father was baffled.

100 Where do fish like to go on vacation? Finland. 101 How do you find a spider on the Internet? Check out his Web site. 102 What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost. 103 The farmer’s son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the boy walked all over the neighborhood, retrieving the birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy returned home.

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