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By Diane Muldrow

A funny "guide to life" for grown-ups! in the future, Diane Muldrow, an established editor of the long-lasting Little Golden Books, discovered that, regardless of their whimsical visual appeal, there has been infrequently a real-life scenario that hadn't been lined within the greater than 70-year-old line of children's books—from handling funds, to the significance of workout, to discovering contentment within the least difficult issues. during this age of debt, melancholy, and diabetes, may we adults use a refresher path within the light classes from those lovable books, she wondered—a "Little Golden consultant to life"? definite, shall we! Muldrow's funny but functional counsel for buying the main out of lifestyles ("Don't fail to remember to get pleasure from your wedding!" "Be a hugger." "Sweatpants are undesirable for morale."), drawn from greater than 60 tales, are paired with pleasant photos from those best-loved children's books of all time—among them The Poky Little dog, Pantaloon, Mister puppy, Nurse Nancy, We support Mommy, 5 Pennies to Spend, and The Little crimson chicken. The Golden greats of children's representation are represented the following in addition: Richard Scarry, Garth Williams, Eloise Wilkin, J. P. Miller, and Mary Blair, between many others. certain to carry stories and a grin, this booklet is an ideal present for child boomers, contemporary grads, fanatics of children's literature—or an individual who cherishes the strong little books with the glossy cardboard covers and gold foil spines!

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