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By Jana DeLeon

Issues are commencing to lookup for Fortune Redding. even supposing her lifestyles used to be at stake, the CIA murderer had balked at taking up a brand new id in Sinful, Louisiana. yet rather than hating it like she’d proposal she might, Fortune now has buddies she cares approximately and simply comprehensive up a massive first date with the sexiest deputy within the kingdom. definite, there’s been a homicide or that she’s gotten combined up in on the grounds that she arrived on the town, yet she’s hoping all of that's in the back of her. but if an individual virtually kills Deputy Carter LeBlanc, Fortune tosses her desires of peace and quiet into the muddy bayou and shifts again into being the lethal expert specialist that she is. With assistance from Ida Belle and Gertie, Fortune launches a manhunt, desiring to discover a killer prior to he attempts back.

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A D7-class Klingon battle cruiser. But I can’t get anyone at the bakery to take my call. ” Sarah handed him the sticky note, and Jim noticed a wad of tissue wrapped around her right index finger. “My neighbor’s four-year-old bit me,” she explained. ” he asked. “Dexter was just telling me he—” “I couldn’t believe it,” Sarah continued. “Little brat sneaked up on me while I was walking to my car. ” She showed him the wound—just some bloody, baby-tooth-sized dents. But as Jim watched, the dents welled up with blood.

But the longer he stared, the more convinced he became that there were people in the gloom. Several, actually. And they were looking at him. ” Jim asked. “Homeless guys. There’s always a couple down there. Nice shady spot on a hot day. ” Jim handed him the note from Sarah. “She wants you to call this bakery. It’s about some kind of . ” “D7 battle cruiser cake,” Rodriguez said, nodding. ” Jim watched Rodriguez step back inside and then held the door for himself. Before returning to the storage room, he glanced one last time at the end of the alley.

He pushed open the heavy steel door and was rewarded with a blast of bright Texas sunshine. The humidity was stifling. He immediately started to sweat. And almost immediately he spotted Rodriguez, leaning against the wall with a soda bottle in his hand. ” Jim said. ” “I’ve been running around all day,” Rodriguez countered. “I’m just taking five minutes to catch my breath. ” “I’m sorry,” Jim said. ” “I don’t mean you. ” Rodriguez pointed to the far end of the alley, which opened up next to the Botany Bay’s front entrance.

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