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By Tom Holt

Ever been provided a merchandising that turns out too sturdy to be actual? the sort the place you snap their arm off to just accept, then ask yourself why all of your long-serving colleagues glance secretly relieved, as though they're off a few unusual and ugly hook? It's the type of trick that deeply sinister businesses like J.W. Wells & Co. pull forever. in particular with staff who're too busy mooning over the workplace intern to contemplate what they're stepping into. And it's why, correct approximately now, Paul chippie is wishing he'd paid less awareness to the beautiful Melze, and far more to a bit of task description small-print concerning "pest" regulate.

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Traffic” button ”Sure, would you like me to come now, or.. The other phone rings. ” the voice on hands -free screams into the mouthpeice of the other phone ”I see” I say calmly ”Yes, our Monitor shows it up, it looks to be a bad segment of thinwire - please hold the line while I unplug it” I press the ”I just got a raise” button (AKA ”Stop Traffic Generation”) on the Lan Analyser, and almost immediately the user shouts back ”Excellent, it’s working now, thanks” ”That’s ok, don’t mention it. Have a nice day” The big-boss has been listening to all this, so I reckon that the trip to his office won’t be so bad after all.

So, you make them pay for calling in the first place. ” ”Yeah, it’s a start, but then they may call back when they get new files. You want them NEVER to call back. ” ”No. I can see we’ll have to demonstrate. ” ”Yes” ”See that wallsocket over there. ” ”Oh” fiddle fiddle BZZZZZZZEEEEERT! THUD! Of course I would. He was no good anyway. No killing instinct. 18 The Bastard System Manager From Hell #2 So I’m interviewing for new Operators, and, as the Bastard System Manager from Hell, I have high standards.

Later that day, I help the police try and piece the shocking scenario together... ” ”Yes yes” the officer mumbles, irritated ”Let’s just go over this one more time. Well officer, I don’t really know what I expect you to do, but your face looks vaguely familiar. ” ... Things are looking up! 22 The Bastard Operator From Britain #2 ”Ah Simon, thank you for coming, please sit down” The promotions committee is strangely quiet today. Normally they’re far more boisterous and sure of themselves. This has to be good news.

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