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By Lewis Grizzard

Manhattan instances bestselling writer and slapstick comedian Lewis Grizzard, self-proclaimed "true son of the crimson clay whose granddaddy as soon as owned the egg-suckingest puppy in Coweta County," leads us on a hot, delicate, and extremely humorous trip during the soul of his liked South in his first released publication, Kathy Sue Loudermilk, i like You.

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