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By Terry Pratchett

Figé dans un immobilisme séculaire derrière sa Grande Muraille, voici l’impénétrable empire agatéen d’Aurient.
La tourmente va le saisir par l’effet d’un petit livre révolutionnaire : Ce que j’ai fait pendant mes vacances. Que s’unissent les travailleurs, qui n’ont rien à perdre que leurs buffles d’eau ! Et, tandis que les seigneurs de l. a. guerre s’affrontent pour le pouvoir, l’Armée rouge se dresse (moyenne d’âge : eight ans), guidée par le Grand Mage Rincevent (vous avez bien lu), de retour en tête d’affiche.
Mais los angeles Horde d’Argent s’approche de los angeles Cité interdite où réside l’empereur ; six héros cacochymes, dont un en fauteuil roulant, sous l. a. conduite de Cohen le Barbare (90 ans bien sonnés, 1,50 m avec les semelles orthopédiques). L’affrontement est inévitable.

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