By David Borgenicht
From vintage favorites to zany rookies, Monkeyfarts! is packed to bursing with wild and wacky jokes approximately monsters, pirates, polar bears, super-heroes, scorching canine, Harry Potter, Vikings, elephants, vampires, and extra. With hilarious jokes and ambitious illustrations, it is the simply funny story e-book you will ever want. Who does not love Monkeyfarts!?
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Just then, the fourth caveman emits a huge fart that echoes throughout the cave. Everyone rolls on the floor in laughter. ” says the fourth caveman. Welcome to Monkeyfarts! the ultimate unscientifically kid-tested and parent-approved joke book. Every joke in here has been read, told, and laughed at by kids (and a handful of adults). Every joke in here is guaranteed to make someone laugh. Here’s hoping that someone is you. Four Outstanding Fart Jokes What’s invisible and smells like bananas? Monkeyfarts!
A zebra with a sunburn. What do you call memory loss in a parrot? Polynesia. The Little Old Lady and the Dog A MAN IS WALKING through the park when he sees a little old lady and a dog sitting on a bench. ” “No,” says the lady. He goes to pet the dog, and it angrily nips his hand. ” says the man. “He doesn’t,” says the lady. ” Two Terrific “What” Jokes What’s the difference between Prince Charles, a bald man, and a monkey’s mother? One is the heir apparent, one has no hair apparent, and one is a hairy parent!
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad shoes. Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam. The Vampire Bat A VAMPIRE BAT FLIES BACK to his cave with blood on his mouth. The other bats stare at him and ask where he got the blood. ” “Sure,” they reply. ” Four A-Peeling Banana Jokes Q A What did the banana say to the gorilla? Nothing—bananas can’t talk. What’s a banana’s favorite symphony? Beethoven’s Fifth (“Ba-na-na-naaaaa! ”) What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana. What do you do with a blue banana?