By Kevin David Anderson, Sam Stall
Trip to the ultimate Frontier of Sci-Fi Zombie Horror!
Jim Pike used to be the world's greatest celebrity Trek fan—until excursions of responsibility in Afghanistan destroyed his religion within the human race. Now he sleepwalks via lifestyles because the assistant supervisor of a small resort in downtown Houston.
but if 1000s of Trekkies arrive in his foyer for a science-fiction conference, Jim reveals himself surrounded through costumed Klingons, Vulcans, and Ferengi—plus an odd virus that transforms its vendors into savage, flesh-eating zombies!
As bloody corpses stumble to lifestyles and the planet teeters on the point of overall apocalypse, Jim needs to carry a ragtag staff of fanboys and fangirls to safeguard. wearing selfmade uniforms and armed with prop phasers, their major directive is to outlive. yet how lengthy can they final within the final no-win situation?
*This is an unique paintings of fiction, horror, and parody, and isn't formally subsidized through, affiliated with, or counseled via the proprietors of the celebrity Trek® model.
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A D7-class Klingon battle cruiser. But I can’t get anyone at the bakery to take my call. ” Sarah handed him the sticky note, and Jim noticed a wad of tissue wrapped around her right index finger. “My neighbor’s four-year-old bit me,” she explained. ” he asked. “Dexter was just telling me he—” “I couldn’t believe it,” Sarah continued. “Little brat sneaked up on me while I was walking to my car. ” She showed him the wound—just some bloody, baby-tooth-sized dents. But as Jim watched, the dents welled up with blood.
But the longer he stared, the more convinced he became that there were people in the gloom. Several, actually. And they were looking at him. ” Jim asked. “Homeless guys. There’s always a couple down there. Nice shady spot on a hot day. ” Jim handed him the note from Sarah. “She wants you to call this bakery. It’s about some kind of . ” “D7 battle cruiser cake,” Rodriguez said, nodding. ” Jim watched Rodriguez step back inside and then held the door for himself. Before returning to the storage room, he glanced one last time at the end of the alley.
He pushed open the heavy steel door and was rewarded with a blast of bright Texas sunshine. The humidity was stifling. He immediately started to sweat. And almost immediately he spotted Rodriguez, leaning against the wall with a soda bottle in his hand. ” Jim said. ” “I’ve been running around all day,” Rodriguez countered. “I’m just taking five minutes to catch my breath. ” “I’m sorry,” Jim said. ” “I don’t mean you. ” Rodriguez pointed to the far end of the alley, which opened up next to the Botany Bay’s front entrance.