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By Terry Pratchett

« Les nouvelles me coûtent sang et eau. J’envie ceux qui les écrivent avec facilité, du moins ce qui ressemble à de los angeles facilité. Je serais étonné d’en avoir écrit plus de quinze dans ma vie. »

Voici le greatest livre réunissant l’ensemble des nouvelles de Terry Pratchett qui appartiennent au corpus du Disquemonde. On y re trouve avec jubilation les mages de l’Université de l’Invisible, l. a. Mort, les sommités d’Ankh-Morpork, les sorcières de Lancre, le Guet et même Cohen le Barbare.

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It may have seemed out of character, but it turned him on so much that he still mentions it every year in his Christmas card.

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