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By Joey Comeau

Disguise letters are the entire related. They're dead. You write an identical lies over and over, directory the store-bought elements of your self that you simply recognize the least. God is familiar with how they inform someone aside, yet this can be how it's done.

And then in the future a motor vehicle comes out of nowhere, and without warning every little thing alterations and also you don't be aware of if he'll ever get up. You get away from bed within the morning, and if you sit to write down one other paint-by-numbers hide letter, whatever fullyyt varied comes out.

You begin threatening rather than begging. You inform rude jokes. You discuss your formative years and your sexual fantasies. You signal your genuine identify and also you positioned your self in truth into letter after letter and there's no manner you're ever going to get this activity. now not with a letter like this.

And you ship it anyway.

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Overqualified

Disguise letters are all of the related. They're dead. You write an analogous lies over and over, directory the store-bought elements of your self that you just appreciate the least. God is aware how they inform somebody aside, yet this can be how it's done.

And then sooner or later a vehicle comes out of nowhere, and unexpectedly every thing alterations and also you don't be aware of if he'll ever get up. You get off the bed within the morning, and if you sit to write down one other paint-by-numbers disguise letter, whatever totally varied comes out.

You commence threatening rather than begging. You inform rude jokes. You speak about your adolescence and your sexual fantasies. You signal your genuine identify and also you positioned your self truthfully into letter after letter and there's no method you're ever going to get this task. now not with a letter like this.

And you ship it anyway.

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Big Ben, clock Florida pharmacist Benjamin Green invented suntan lotion in 1944. 57 THERE’S A RECORD FOR THAT? Anybody can run fast or eat a bunch of hot dogs, but it takes true commitment to be the world-record prune-eater. • BROOM-BALANCING. Leo Bircher (Switzerland) holds the record for balancing a broom—on his nose—for a record time of two hours, one minute. • CHRISTMAS TREE-BALANCING. 82 seconds. • TYPING. In October 1987, Jens Seiler (Germany) typed 626 keystrokes, about 100 words, in a minute.

The boy bounced off a restaurant awning and landed softly in the doctor’s arms. “He didn’t have a scratch,” said Bensignor. Making this truly lucky was that on just about any other day, the awning over the seating area would have been retracted, but because it was a bank holiday, the restaurant was closed and the awning was there. BABY GOES FOR A SWIM When three-year-old Demetrius Jones’s grandmother awoke from her nap, the boy was missing. So was his battery-operated ride-ontop Chevy Silverado toy truck.

ON GOLDEN POND (1981) I Spy…Spencer Tracy’s hat Where to Find It: On Henry Fonda’s head. The fishing cap that he wore in the film (his last) was a gift from co-star Katharine Hepburn. It was the first time the two legends had worked together. Spencer Tracy, who’d died in 1967, was Hepburn’s longtime lover. ” TRUE GRIT (2010) I Spy…the Boston Red Sox logo Where to Find It: On Matt Damon’s head. He tries to work in a nod to his favorite team in all his movies. But how could he do It takes 5 liters of water to produce 1 liter of bottled water.

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