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By James Buckley Jr.

It’s the main used room within the house—but how a lot are you aware approximately it? Here’s the 1st publication concerning the toilet written completely for the lavatory! Set it at the again of the tank and research anything new on each visit—amazing proof and figures from background, technological know-how, pop-culture, and extra. Don’t allow you to time within the toilet be a waste!

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60 THINGS YOU’LL FEEL SMUG ABOUT Having all your own hair 61 Having all your own teeth Being able to tell youngsters you actually remember the 60s (even though you can’t remember what happened yesterday) Watching young people make the same mistakes you made and doing nothing to stop them 62 Having a no-claims bonus record that predates the birth of the person you deal with at the insurance company Having seen every single episode of Coronation Street since it began Going to a funeral and coming home again afterwards 63 HOORAY!

41 Well of course it was! Don’t fret for a moment over the fact that the individuals shuffling miserably round your kitchen have cost you the equivalent of a really good win on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Meanwhile, if you’ve drunk two pints of beer each and every day since you were 18, (and who could blame you with your family) that would represent a lifetime’s consumption of 30,680 pints. 25 a pint. So your 30,680 pints has cost you around £69,030 in today’s money. 42 If you smoke as well (and who could blame you with the stress of having to find all the money) that will also have cost you a mighty (cigarette) packet since you started puffing away over forty years ago.

60 THINGS YOU’LL FEEL SMUG ABOUT Having all your own hair 61 Having all your own teeth Being able to tell youngsters you actually remember the 60s (even though you can’t remember what happened yesterday) Watching young people make the same mistakes you made and doing nothing to stop them 62 Having a no-claims bonus record that predates the birth of the person you deal with at the insurance company Having seen every single episode of Coronation Street since it began Going to a funeral and coming home again afterwards 63 HOORAY!

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