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By Svetislav Basara

Translated through Randall A. Major

Told via a chain of "historical documents"—memoirs, illustrations, letters, philosophical treatises, blue prints, maps—the novel info the story of a mystery Brotherhood who meet in goals, achieve esoteric wisdom from contemplation of the bicycle, and search to maneuver out and in of heritage, manipulating occasions.

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Traffic” button ”Sure, would you like me to come now, or.. The other phone rings. ” the voice on hands -free screams into the mouthpeice of the other phone ”I see” I say calmly ”Yes, our Monitor shows it up, it looks to be a bad segment of thinwire - please hold the line while I unplug it” I press the ”I just got a raise” button (AKA ”Stop Traffic Generation”) on the Lan Analyser, and almost immediately the user shouts back ”Excellent, it’s working now, thanks” ”That’s ok, don’t mention it. Have a nice day” The big-boss has been listening to all this, so I reckon that the trip to his office won’t be so bad after all.

So, you make them pay for calling in the first place. ” ”Yeah, it’s a start, but then they may call back when they get new files. You want them NEVER to call back. ” ”No. I can see we’ll have to demonstrate. ” ”Yes” ”See that wallsocket over there. ” ”Oh” fiddle fiddle BZZZZZZZEEEEERT! THUD! Of course I would. He was no good anyway. No killing instinct. 18 The Bastard System Manager From Hell #2 So I’m interviewing for new Operators, and, as the Bastard System Manager from Hell, I have high standards.

Later that day, I help the police try and piece the shocking scenario together... ” ”Yes yes” the officer mumbles, irritated ”Let’s just go over this one more time. Well officer, I don’t really know what I expect you to do, but your face looks vaguely familiar. ” ... Things are looking up! 22 The Bastard Operator From Britain #2 ”Ah Simon, thank you for coming, please sit down” The promotions committee is strangely quiet today. Normally they’re far more boisterous and sure of themselves. This has to be good news.

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