By Mark Lamprell
Michaelo O’Dell is hit via a motor vehicle, and whilst he doesn’t die, he's stunned and happy. yet he can’t appear to movement, frozen within the crash place. He can’t focus, or keep watch over his anger and grief, or determine what to do approximately a lot of something. His specialist lifestyles starts to collapse, and even though his spouse Wendy is heroically supportive, his teenage youngsters in basic terms exacerbate his post-accident angst. His daughter Rosie punches out a vindictive schoolmate, plunging the family members right into a certain parent-teacher hell. in the meantime, his son Declan is located with a stash of illicit medicinal drugs, and an odd policeman begins harassing the kinfolk, inflicting usual mishaps to tackle a sinister desperation.
Equal elements hilarious and painful, this compelling novel delves into the problems of relatives, love, and the precarious enterprise of being a guy. Mark Lamprell’s outstanding debut examines the poor fact: occasionally you can’t pull your self jointly until eventually you’ve thoroughly fallen aside.
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