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By Karl Pilkington

The nation's favorite fool is again. competently domestic from his most recent travels, Karl has determined it's time to percentage his well-merited knowledge of the area. Taking the Bucket checklist of '100 activities sooner than You Die' as his start line, Karl combines magnificent tales from his fresh adventuresto Alaska, Siberia and past with wonderful, highly-opinionated perspectives on what other folks aspire to do with their lives.

· Why on the earth could anyone are looking to run with the bulls in Pamplona?

· cross 'storm chasing' via twister Alley?

· Have lunch with the Queen?

· Or contact arms with the Pope?

The extra Adventures of An fool out of the country is a becoming finale to 2 years of eventful globe-trotting. Frank, humorous and unusually inspiring, this is often Karl's ultimate note on trip.

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Traffic” button ”Sure, would you like me to come now, or.. The other phone rings. ” the voice on hands -free screams into the mouthpeice of the other phone ”I see” I say calmly ”Yes, our Monitor shows it up, it looks to be a bad segment of thinwire - please hold the line while I unplug it” I press the ”I just got a raise” button (AKA ”Stop Traffic Generation”) on the Lan Analyser, and almost immediately the user shouts back ”Excellent, it’s working now, thanks” ”That’s ok, don’t mention it. Have a nice day” The big-boss has been listening to all this, so I reckon that the trip to his office won’t be so bad after all.

So, you make them pay for calling in the first place. ” ”Yeah, it’s a start, but then they may call back when they get new files. You want them NEVER to call back. ” ”No. I can see we’ll have to demonstrate. ” ”Yes” ”See that wallsocket over there. ” ”Oh” fiddle fiddle BZZZZZZZEEEEERT! THUD! Of course I would. He was no good anyway. No killing instinct. 18 The Bastard System Manager From Hell #2 So I’m interviewing for new Operators, and, as the Bastard System Manager from Hell, I have high standards.

Later that day, I help the police try and piece the shocking scenario together... ” ”Yes yes” the officer mumbles, irritated ”Let’s just go over this one more time. Well officer, I don’t really know what I expect you to do, but your face looks vaguely familiar. ” ... Things are looking up! 22 The Bastard Operator From Britain #2 ”Ah Simon, thank you for coming, please sit down” The promotions committee is strangely quiet today. Normally they’re far more boisterous and sure of themselves. This has to be good news.

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