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Ingesting video games are a hobby that deliver out the easiest (and worst) in party-goers?a crossroads the place fierce festival and drunken abandon meet. The Sh*tfaced Games takes the culture to the subsequent point by means of giving usual fogeys their very own likelihood to compete with their buddies at anything they're reliable at: drinking.In the spirit of the Olympiad, this ebook offers fifty ingesting video games from worldwide from Ice Rink Drink to Alcohol Archery, and every is given a score of bronze (?tipsy'), silver (?drunk'), or gold (?completely sh*tfaced') to assist readers work out precisely how inebriated they're certain to get. The video games are interspersed with remark from humorist HogWild, ingesting trivialities, Games-inspired cocktail recipes, and a handful of illustrations all through.

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Oy! DRINKING FACT: Just two drinks can decrease coordination for eighteen hours. Recite this fact when apologizing for making love like a scared flamingo. BRONZE-MEDAL DRINKING GAMES 59 Shtfaced Games interior mech3_Layout 1 8/23/13 10:12 AM Page 60 SILVER-MEDAL DRINKING GAMES Shtfaced Games interior mech3_Layout 1 8/23/13 10:12 AM Page 61 Shtfaced Games interior mech3_Layout 1 8/23/13 10:12 AM Page 62 GAME 18 Who’s on the Juice? International sports have strict drug testing to prevent athletes from “juicing” to gain an advantage.

NOTE: In Germany everything is big: the beer, the pretzels, and the aspirations for global domination. Then he continues the run. After the hand-off Alcohol Athlete 2 runs to hand off to Alcohol Athlete 3, who runs toward the finish line! This game can, of course, work with more or less runners so long as each team has the same number of Alcohol Athletes. All members of the losing teams must chug a beer to prepare for the re-match! For an extra challenge, don’t let anyone use the bathroom. The running will get funnier as people are doing the pee-pee dance!

Or perhaps you will act out a dramatic love scene with Gummi Bears humping. You can try to make your opponent blink by throwing the candy, juggling it, or doing something so absurd that she blinks her eyes in disbelief! You can do whatever you like with the candy to make your THE SH*TFACED GAMES 30 Shtfaced Games interior mech3_Layout 1 8/23/13 10:11 AM Page 31 opponent blink. After the two-minute round it’s her turn to make you blink. What would make me blink is if she arranged her Skittles into the shape of a heart.

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