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By Stuart Gray

´The Station´ takes the reader via a unmarried shift at a hectic emergency ambulance station in London. because the tale unfolds, the reader is given a glimpse of the realm of the Paramedic. there's humour, worry and disappointment combined right into a tragic sub-story that by surprise leaps out of the pages to surprise the reader again into truth. The Station isn't particularly what you think that it is...

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Create flames using WAY OUT ROCKET Instructions: Use an oatmeal box for the base tissue paper. Use thumbtacks and a knob off an old timer to make the switches. Use the actual stove grate from your stove to create a realistic hot plate. and cardboard for the fins. Use batting or cotton to make the exciting blast-off smoke. indd 160 8/18/10 4:11:14 PM here can be no more righteous a reason to craft than crafting for Jesus. Even crafting for the sick pales tremendously in decency when held in the light of crafting in the name of our Lord.

Even crafting for the sick pales tremendously in decency when held in the light of crafting in the name of our Lord. That said, crafting for profit can surpass crafting for Jesus in terms of virtuousness, depending on the profit margin. But why craft specifically for Jesus and not any of the other well-known prophets and/or sons of God? Is it because Jesus represents pure love and sacrifice? Not really. Perhaps it’s because Jesus saw all mankind as equal? That could be true, but nothing really to celebrate, craftingly speaking.

25" x H:10" 175L (V) tire. If you have trouble finding a discarded tire, borrow one from a neighbor’s car late at night. Nail the cut-out strip of tire to a door and frame, in place of the hinge. Note: If using a neighbor’s tire for this craft bury unused portion of tire, or place in another neighbor’s garage. POOR MAN’S TOFFEE Instructions: Place a can of unopened condensed milk in a pan of water and simmer for 2½ hours. Add water to the pot as the water boils down. After the 2½ hours, remove the can from the heat and let it cool.

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