By Terry Pratchett
L’esprit de l’hiver s’est épris de Tiphaine Patraque. Il lui offre des icebergs, se déclare par des avalanches et l. a. couvre de flocons – témoignages d’amour un peu rudes pour une apprentie sorcière de treize ans, mais qui ne manquent pas de… fraîcheur.
« Miyards ! »
Ah! oui, et revoici les Nac mac Feegle, les ch’tits hommes libres, venus donner un coup de major, que ça lui plaise ou non. automobile si Tiphaine ne fait pas entendre raison à son soupirant, il n’y air of mystery plus jamais de printemps.
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