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Helen Keller: vaudeville star
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America's forbidden island
What the Hokey Pokey is absolutely all about
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Big Ben, clock Florida pharmacist Benjamin Green invented suntan lotion in 1944. 57 THERE’S A RECORD FOR THAT? Anybody can run fast or eat a bunch of hot dogs, but it takes true commitment to be the world-record prune-eater. • BROOM-BALANCING. Leo Bircher (Switzerland) holds the record for balancing a broom—on his nose—for a record time of two hours, one minute. • CHRISTMAS TREE-BALANCING. 82 seconds. • TYPING. In October 1987, Jens Seiler (Germany) typed 626 keystrokes, about 100 words, in a minute.
The boy bounced off a restaurant awning and landed softly in the doctor’s arms. “He didn’t have a scratch,” said Bensignor. Making this truly lucky was that on just about any other day, the awning over the seating area would have been retracted, but because it was a bank holiday, the restaurant was closed and the awning was there. BABY GOES FOR A SWIM When three-year-old Demetrius Jones’s grandmother awoke from her nap, the boy was missing. So was his battery-operated ride-ontop Chevy Silverado toy truck.
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